The Eternal Record

Yeah, I'm too afraid to ask directly, and I don't know where else to turn to. ^^;
I was wondering if any kind moonruner out there could help me translate a pixiv comment I got recently on one of my pics. Normally I would try to survive using Google Translate (I know, it's super reliable), but for this particular comment, it results in gibberish. >_>

さながら略称は「アサルトリア」ってとこか
突撃したら帰ってこなさそうだけど……

So, yeah, um...help. ^^;