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• Be chilling in space station.
• Get sent to Earth on some mission. What a drag.
• Jump off building as shortcut. Why my shitty android body have no inertia cancellers or some shit. Ouch.
• Vent frustration on nearby moose.
• Get killed by moose.
• FML

I shall now endeavour to drive these damn moose to extinction.

Throw tickets, no Shuten-chan.

Throw orbs, no bride.

My only comfort is fapping at work.

Throw tickets, no Shuten-chan.

Throw orbs, no bride.

My only comfort is fapping at work.

Yey? Ney?

... besides 42 and learning about people's toilet habits?