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  1. So I was biting my nails...

    And managed to get a nice complete slice off. Then I felt like something was stuck in my teeth. So I used that piece of nail as a makeshift toothpick.


    It was quite good at slipping through and poking food out.
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  2. SINGPUNCH 5


    Dunno about you losers but my systems are definitely all green.

    Chris is best girl.
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  3. The Poo Debt

    Spend all week not having a good poo.

    Suddenly pain wracks my entire digestive system.

    Unload a week of poo.

    The poo debt must be paid.
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  4. Farting under the sheets

    Y'know when you are like super tucked in snugly under the sheets? Then you fart.

    But the fart only has one way to go. Around your head.

    Yeah.
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  5. Look at these cumrags


    Absolutely haram.
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