Crazy Hamster Time

...What? I cleaned house so hard and polished off all 4 Fate/Zero books in under 2 days. You mean no one has ever done so?

I said I DID need to do a lot of research. Read the first 2 books in about 8 hours.

...Did you know that Kotomine Kirei is actually a bloody sociopath in denial until AFTER he got Angry Mopped? Well, Gil's still a conceited fuckwad.

He's now a conceited lolicon fuckwad. Saber's technically 25, but who cares. Gil probably considers it a ...

Look man, when you can't tell when and how the events of Fate/Zero happened, you gotta do a shit ton of research.

I MUST DEPICT IN EXCRUCIATING DEATIL HOW KARIYA POOPS HIS FLYING PIRANHA BEETLES AND IRI-MUN'S REACTIONS TO HAMSTERS MUST BE FUCIKNG ACCURATE, DAMNIT

And then I accidently 2 volumes of Fate/Zero.

Yes, Waver is an adorable whiny brat.
Yes, Alexander is easily the biggest, most badass Servant ever.
Yes, Lancaa Ga Shindaa. Again.
...

I'm sorry. It had to be done.

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/3320

Not that Kariya deserves any better, but one day I was struck with a thought.

"What if Minsc was summoned into the Grail War instead of one of the Servants?"

And then everything fell into place.

And that is how Matou Kariya could never sit on a chair properly ever.