668 - Neighbor of the Beast

Note this isn't counting Paypal funds (Which they began accepting 2/3rds of the way through or so), so the actual total is somewhere around $811,000 - double its $400k starting goal.

The best part? Even though the kickstarter's over, they're still going to accept Paypal funding, and any funds obtained from it will still apply towards future stretch goals. Through the kickstarter we got two extra chapters (so ...

Threw in about a dish-sized personal pizza for dinner today. Since I've begun to exercise more in an effort to get into better shape, I decided to look at the nutritional information.

Calories, 280.
Servings... 4.

Because we all know when you're hungry, 1/4th of a dish-sized pizza will make you not feel hungry at all for a good chunk of the day. Nope.

I can understand this for stuff that, generally, should not be eaten all at once - if you eat Oreos by ...

...You can shut up and take my money.



Fund it, you fucks.

So, about a week ago, we took a trip out to a sort of annual family outing: The Erie County Fair.

Now this is somewhere I've gone pretty much almost every August of my life from the age of three years old on. It was a tradition started by my grandfather, and then carried on through my father. The only exception was really last year, when dad had passed four months before we would've went and it made it rather rough on me to go. Even going this year was kind of hard in some ways since ...

If you're of relatively close to my age, the name "Mavis Beacon" probably brings one of two thoughts to your mind:

1. "Oh yeah, Mavis Beacon! Man, that was hard at times."
2. "FUCK YOU DARPLES, I SUPPRESSED MY MEMORY OF THAT BITCH UNTIL NOW!"

Yeah, well, this ain't Mavis Beacon. Instead, it's Icarus Proudbottom. But when he's done with you, your fingers will be like gods.^*

By the way, I aced pretty much every test on the first go. I think the ...