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Draconic: Rejected by Everything since 2004

Not an exaggeration.
in the few cases where I wasn't, circumstance conspired to ensure that I would end up being removed from the fold as soon as possible.

Draconic's life story is one of constant rejection. It's the one recurring theme in his life aside from him making an ass of himself. If you're reading this, then… well, I encourage you to leave because you're not supposed to do things that might suggest I'm not a useless waste of space. Consequences of doing so include disastrous luck, inexplicable depression, and inescapable loneliness.
Also, it gets my hopes up.

  1. Pest-free houses are nice.

    by , September 28th, 2016 at 10:15 PM (Draconic: Rejected by Everything since 2004)
    I've made a few offhand comments about how there was a raccoon in my attic, which I'm sure you've all forgotten about, but pest control finally got rid of it. And without chasing me with a net for a change; that's a first.

    Honestly, I'm just glad that I no longer have to listen to creepy scratching sounds in the middle of the night as it sharpens its claws on the other side of my bedroom wall while I'm trying to sleep. It's also nice that it's not attempting to build a gigantic perimeter ...
    Tags: Evil, Raccoons, Shit
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