Bloble

I think I might make this a thing. Not regular updates, because that would be dumb, but just rage blogs. Those are things, aren't they? I feel better when I type about stuff I despise, so I might as well keep going for my loyal reader base of a half dozen bored idiots (just kidding, you guys are cool). Now I've come to realize that there are things in this world that are worse than mountains and skiing.

Allergies. Yeah, that's right I'm getting personal now.

Shit sucks. ...

So, blogs. Finicky things, I've heard. Seems everybody's got one these days. As someone aiming to become the youngest old man ever, it's my duty to finally catch on to this crazy new phenomenon years after it's begun to show up, hopefully with a badly edited, poorly realized post that most likely doesn't belong in a blog at all.

Mountains suck. Just wanna say this right off the bat. They're horrible, and anyone who thinks otherwise should feel horrible. Oh sure, they're nice and pretty ...