WHATISTHISIDONTEVEN NO NONONONONONONO WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY DAMNIT *sobs* *several days later* ... So as you can see, I am stupidly dedicated to utterly humiliating this damned game. Emphasis on stupid. *facepalms in self-disgust* Current status: starting Cheagle Woods Mood: Still in shock that I'm doing this Highlight of the update: Six-and-a-half-minute fight against a wild boar. Somehow I don't die, and end up with 44 more ...
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA IT ENDS IT FINALLY ENDS AFTER TWO YEARS OF ABSTAINING FROM ANY TALES GAMES, I HAVE, WITHIN A FORTNIGHT, EXACTED REVENGE UPON THAT WHICH WOULD DENY ME MY NEW GAME PLUS AULDRANT HAS FALLEN VAN IS RAZING PHOENIX'D LORELEI IS STUFF IN THE ATMOSPHERE HAVING STAINED MYSELF IN COUNTLESS BATTLES, I HAVE ACHIEVED A GREATNESS EXPONENTIALLY THAT OF MY INITIAL ATTEMPTS I AM NOW FREE Shinryu: Me. I was wondering when he'd shut up. Shinryu: Now ...
Third Act in Summary (so far): Luke: blah blah blah angst Guy: blah blah blah Dist the Runny Frings: blah blah blah dies Cecille: blah blah blah sadness Mary: blah blah blah replicas Ion: blah blah blah farewell Mohs: blah blah blah I'm an asshole Blah blah blah: Arietta... huh? Dist: blah blah blah explodes nonlethally Asch: blah blah blah REPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Miasma: blah blah blah hyperresonance'd ...
*crawls to the bottom of the Absorption Gate* FFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffinally. That took forever. Van: Indeed. In the time it took for you to get here, I've learned how to this play organ without actually touching it. (and that's why organ music plays in the AG) Oh shut up and fall down that damn Bottomless Pit so you can imprison Lorelei already. Van: ... Why would you suggest I do that? Because. I'm on Normal and everyone's in the mid-Fifties. Van: ... I meant, ...
WHY HELLO THAR AGAIN SWORD DANCER! Sword Dancer: GRAR! *two tries and several gels and life bottles later* Well that was magnitudes less fail and pear-shaped than last ti- *Tear cooks Gross French Fries* WUT HOW DID YOU FAIL SO HARD AT COOKING FRIED CHICKEN THAT FRENCH FRIES SPAWNED OUTTA YO ASS ARGH THIS GAME MAKES ME NOT WANT TO GO FOR NEW GAME PLUS