You know what this world needs? Witch hunts. Witch hunts were, in retrospect, a fantastic form of justice in that they let you destroy the life of basically anyone around you with nothing but a faked seizure and a generally innocent demeanor. I am, physically, a fairly unimposing specimen, and so I've always felt my ability to randomly inflict terror and suffering has been unfortunately limited. But in a system of justice based around witch hunts, I could basically ...