Why did evolution think these were a good idea? They dangle around, can get twisted and hurt a lot to the tiniest of impacts. Why couldn't they have been encased in some armoured shell? Is our genetic legacy not worth that much? Nah gonna just dangle them out there for toilet snakes to take a bite at. Yeah I know its hanging out there because of temperature regulation or whatever, but why can't the bollocks and sperm have evolved to be more resilient to body temperatures? Nah, gotta ...
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Updated September 30th, 2023 at 11:46 PM by Drangle
I don't know if anybody remembers the 90s Mentos Ads, but there's a full version of that song and I think it's basically the best song written ever. Those ads basically had the equivalent of flipping someone off by waving a stick of mentos at them. Good times. FRESH GOES BETTER! MENTOS FRESH AND FULL OF LIFE!!!!
With the theme being so broad a Duchamp can lodge a porta-potty in it -- I then scoured high and low for possible candidates. I won't bore whoever reads this with a list of those I considered then set aside; gods know I'm boring enough as is. Instead, here's a shortlist: G. G. Allin -- Jesus Christ, NO Lee Miller -- American model and artist, co-discoverer of the process of solarisation alongside her sometime partner Man Ray (yes, the Spongebob character), ...
I reckon it would play when I'm having the worst painful dump ever. Either halfway squeezing a log out or midway going through a diarrhea fountain, a spider comes outta nowhere and crawls up me leg. That's when the choir hits its peak.