Be chilling in space station.Get sent to Earth on some mission. What a drag.Jump off building as shortcut. Why my shitty android body have no inertia cancellers or some shit. Ouch.Vent frustration on nearby moose.Get killed by moose.FML I shall now endeavour to drive these damn moose to extinction.
Throw tickets, no Shuten-chan. Throw orbs, no bride. My only comfort is fapping at work.
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