Arch-Magos Winter

I'm pretty much going to sum up what you guys already probably know already. I dislike Lantzblades a lot. Dislike is actually not a strong enough term, and neither is hate. He causes me an actual sense of physical pain whenever he pops up, and I think I know the reason why.

It's like looking into a god damn reflective mirror where I can see where I might have ended up instead of trying, actually trying, to improve my writing and my stories, of accepting criticism as something that ...

Originally Posted by Arch-Magos Winter

THE INTOXICATION CONTINUES!

The rules remain the same, one shot every time you see "..."

You'll have to take 223 this time.

Also, take a shot every time Sirius's accent grates on your nerves. This is variable, and won't go in the official "Death By Booze" counter.

Anyway, Kiritsugu is in London, home of the Clocktower, Sakura lovers, and SEVEN BONG. He bitches a bit about the city and its layout, how its great for assassins,

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THE QUEST FOR ALCOHOL POISONING CONTINUES.

Again, take a shot for every ... in the chapter.

Only 105 this time, which is still 18 liters of booze.

ANYWAY REVIEW TIME!

The chapter starts with Kiritsugu tapping into Archers memories through what I assume to be the magic moonbeams from earlier. This is very well written actually, and if this had been the style used in the visions in the first chapter, I probably would have liked it a lot more. It ...

Originally Posted by Arch-Magos Winter

Welcome to FFD: The Drinking Game/Review! Tonight, we're going to cover the first chapter.

And the drinking game is...

Take a shot every time you see "..."

Seriously. Fucking seriously. 122 of them. IN THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER.

Anyway, on to the nitty gritty. First paragraph isn't all that engaging, but I have problems with that myself. I'm not going to nit pick it for that. Blah blah blah exposition - wait. What the fuck?

...

So having just finished one of the endings to Far Cry 3, I've decided to take a look back on the entire game as a whole, and my take on it. I guess you could call this a review of sorts. Spoilers ahead, if you are playing the game, well, you might not want to play this.


Story:
Now, admittedly, I liked Far Cry 3's story. I felt it fumbled at bits, but for the most part, it kept its tone, pacing, and characters all interesting.

Anyway, the whole thing begins ...