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Well that was a shit ride home...

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Depletion_Garden
, November 11th, 2016 at 07:21 AM (3017 Views)
Get on train. It is super packed, no room for Brownian motion. Suddenly my body is like.

"Hey. Hey. You must shit. Right now."

My body was saying lets go but my heart was saying no.

So I was stuck on this cram packed shakey train ride, clenching my buttcheeks the hardest I could. I swear I was clenching them so hard I could crush Herakles' penis. Clenching them so hard that they were equivalent to an A rank Noble Phantasm. It was the final bulwark against the biblical flood.

But I persevered. Made it past the crowd, up the stairs, past the ticket gate and managed to fumble some small change onto the toilet woman before relieving myself in a dirty ass station toilet with no toilet paper. And I was forced to endure the humiliation of washing my ass with a hose.

On a side note I bought another bunny.

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  1. Huitante's Avatar
    wtf have I just read
  2. Seika's Avatar
    You've been around long enough to know about our unique ​user D_G, haven't you?
  3. Nikiri's Avatar
    Nice bunny.
  4. Huitante's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Seika
    You've been around long enough to know about our unique ​user D_G, haven't you?
    Somehow I managed to stay unaware until now. A-alright
  5. Seika's Avatar
    In fairness, looking back over the past couple of years of blogs, he actually hasn't brought it up much.

    But he basically got Polls taken down single-handedly by making endless threads about literal crap. Bowel movements are just one of his things.
  6. Depletion_Garden's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Seika
    In fairness, looking back over the past couple of years of blogs, he actually hasn't brought it up much.

    But he basically got Polls taken down single-handedly by making endless threads about literal crap. Bowel movements are just one of his things.
    It was filled with endless redundant favourite polls. There was no recourse.
  7. Seika's Avatar
    I won't say you're wrong.
  8. Huitante's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Seika
    But he basically got Polls taken down single-handedly by making endless threads about literal crap.
    Wow, that's impressive.
    To think of it, I saw quite a few mentions of drama related to Polls forum purge, but never the reason why it was done. Lol.
  9. DreamsRequiem's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Seika
    I won't say you're wrong.
    this is why I made hurt and heal
  10. Draconic's Avatar
    Why don't people play that anymore?

    Also, more on topic, what DAFUQ did I just subject my eyes and brain to?!
  11. Depletion_Garden's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Huitante
    Wow, that's impressive.
    To think of it, I saw quite a few mentions of drama related to Polls forum purge, but never the reason why it was done. Lol.
    Nothing special happened really. People like to give me credit but it was a cesspool already. Forum management changed and everything was going to be flipped on its head regardless of whether I polled people on whether they put cereal or milk in their bowl first.
  12. aldeayeah's Avatar
    cereal first 4eva
  13. Spinach's Avatar
    BRING BACK POLLS
  14. R.Lock's Avatar
    Milk first.