chunderninny

There was a baker earlier, a right old lardy bugger but anyway.

I was on the trolleys and this bloke gets all up in my face. At first I think he's pulling my leg but it turns out he actually tossed my loaf last week. I was scundered and he still twists my snibs every time I'm in his shop.

i posted in the april fools thread yesterday but one of the mods rudely decided to delete it without telling me. as an april fool prank, my friend decided to sneak into my house very early in the morning and remove all the handles from my pans so i couldn't make breakfast. he was at work all day so i couldn't get the handles back, so i couldn't eat until pretty late at night. obviously i was pretty pissed so i told him i was going to steal his fridge door. he must have thought i was joking because ...

So I wa