So, I built an RP based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft/set within the Cthulhu Mythos. There didn't seem to be enough interest in the RP section alone, but I figured there were almost certainly other 'disciples' of Lovecraft elsewhere on the site, so I thought I'd risk some ridicule by putting myself out there. The ...
Early morning at work, I begin to ponder, How long can I sit on the John, Before my sphincter becomes distended. ... Work sucks. I suppose I could just sit with the lid on....
Razorblades are infinitely more efficient at cutting than knives.