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INCOMING RANT ABOUT THE TYPE MOON FANDOM AHEAD!

Hi all Beast Lair readers, I'm going to tell you a little story. I initially tried to watch Fate/Stay Night 2006, but since i prefer dubbing over subbing I didn't watch it, but I always thought the story idea was interesting. Sometime later I saw Fate/Zero on Crackle and tried the first episode and was so disturbed by what happened to Sakura I almost dropped it, but then I saw the Dub on Netflix and watched the entire thing. Loved it, ...

I am done.

I am so sad.

I got to see Madoka in despair again, only in a somewhat less pink form.

But like holy shit why is this game so sad and why is everything fucked so hard beyond recognition.

I like to imagine that Emil rebuilt the shopping mall afterwards and sold nothing but T-Shirts with Emilface printed on it.

9S makes some smarmy remarks. 2B is oddly charmed by those shirts and buys one in every colour.

Servants:

Saint Longinus (Lancer)

Werner Voss (Rider)

Edina "Eddie" Rickenbacker (Rider)

Loo-wit (Caster)

Loo-wit (Saver)

• Be chilling in space station.
• Get sent to Earth on some mission. What a drag.
• Jump off building as shortcut. Why my shitty android body have no inertia cancellers or some shit. Ouch.
• Vent frustration on nearby moose.
• Get killed by moose.
• FML

I shall now endeavour to drive these damn moose to extinction.

Throw tickets, no Shuten-chan.

Throw orbs, no bride.

My only comfort is fapping at work.