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I don't know if anybody remembers the 90s Mentos Ads, but there's a full version of that song and I think it's basically the best song written ever.



Those ads basically had the equivalent of flipping someone off by waving a stick of mentos at them. Good times.

FRESH GOES BETTER! MENTOS FRESH AND FULL OF LIFE!!!!

With the theme being so broad a Duchamp can lodge a porta-potty in it -- I then scoured high and low for possible candidates. I won't bore whoever reads this with a list of those I considered then set aside; gods know I'm boring enough as is.

Instead, here's a shortlist:

G. G. Allin -- Jesus Christ, NO

Lee Miller -- American model and artist, co-discoverer of the process of solarisation alongside her sometime partner Man Ray (yes, the Spongebob character), ...

I reckon it would play when I'm having the worst painful dump ever. Either halfway squeezing a log out or midway going through a diarrhea fountain, a spider comes outta nowhere and crawls up me leg. That's when the choir hits its peak.

My shits have been relatively normal this week.