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Have some middle of the night liquid poo.

Think that the ordeal is finally over. Get up. Wash hands. Toilet's a bloody mess, had to hose it down.

Suddenly my gut is like NO.

Had to rush to sit back down. Feel like Willy Wonka, only my sphincter is the chocolate factory.

I want off this ride. I think I'm feeling a part three coming up.

I was sleeping so well too. That Chilli's burger I had for dinner sure wasn't worth it.

Hell it wasn't even good. Bland unseasoned patty.

I'm sticking to the local burger joints.

While listening to random deresute stuff, it led me to this gem.


I have discovered this 10 years too late. If only I discovered it while taking a shit.

Originally Posted by King of the End, Verthranga

Class: Berserker
Other Class:Assassin, Avenger, Caster
True Name: Cain
Titles: Father/King of Murder/Killers, Father of Cities
Alignment:Chaotic Neutral(I know, seems like an odd choice, but will be explained)
Region of Origin:Christianity

Parameters:Normal (Skill/Noble Phantasm enhancement)
Strength: B+
Endurance: C(EX)
Agility:C
Mana: A+
Luck: D-
Noble Phantasm: A++

Height: 6’3”
Weight: 80kg

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Originally Posted by The_Walker_Of_Yggdrasil

Class:Foreigner
Other Class:Caster, Rider
True Name: Sir James Clark Ross
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Region of Origin:Britain(Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration)
Grail War:Triumverante Grail War, Godslaying Grail War
Servant Rank: Top Tier(5 Star)

Parameters:Normal (Skill/Noble Phantasm enhancement)

Strength:C(C++)
Endurance:B(B++)
Agility:C(D)
Mana:D
Luck:C+
Noble Phantasm:

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