Huh, he just used his special but then he jumped back, I wonder what happen---
WHAT THE FUCK MAN? ASSISTS? NOT. COOL.
And then he lasers me in the face for good measure, OH JOY
And it's over. That feel when you didn't even manage to hit him, much less switch to your partner. BUT NO WORRY, THERE IS ROUND 2.
HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK
I CHOOSE YOU, LUCIFER! *Throws out pokeball*
And then he explodes me in the face again
HERE'S YOUR DAILY DOSAGE OF LASERS AND BULLETS, LUCIFER.
AHAHAHAHA I MANAGED TO GET A HIT IN. I feel so miserable.