Kingdom of Ruthenia sticking their cock in my Polandball. Because I took Kiev, and the map looks silly now. The cock will stay because I now bully Lithuanians for Moral Authority. I need 5 % to reform.
Not sure if it's just me but I see like 10 cocks all over Spin-rin, support me?
Don't stare at them, Enhance-pants. You will become perverted.
I expected you to say "pregnant"
That only happens if you touch them without wearing gloves.
Ruthenia still buttfucking me. They tried to do it literally when I got hilariously bad ruler who died quickly from syphilis (unrelated?), but after 8 year period of two civil wars, Bohemian and Ruthenian invasions I pacified country, got bitching 16 year old genius ruler (married to his aunt of his age) and I'm ready to expand eastwards.