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Night Before The Storm - Day 0 of the Zombie Apocalypse.

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It was supposed to be a simple sendoff by the admins.

One last quest for the MMO before they signed off for good. They reskinned the world to an urban complex and hurriedly coded in every language they knew to get the update out on time.

They made a horrible mistake.

Maybe it was the PERL. Maybe it was the HTML. Maybe it was the FORTRAN, or perhaps the COBOL. At any rate, a virulent glitch invaded the system.

A player was corrupted.

Worse yet, he was infectious. The player corrupted two more accounts this night, turning the innocents into what we've dubbed Zombies. They've retained human intelligence, and they have a goal: the main server.

The Zombies are attempting to take over the game; if they infest the server and get to the Internet...God help us all.

It's up to me and my guild to stop them, along with any other human alive. The admins agreed to give us legendary weapons from the game - provided we were worthy.

And despite everything, there's no way I'm losing. Not to the other guilds, and not to the Zombies.

I'm not losing to anyone.

Comments

  1. Vigilantia's Avatar
    Coder: God damn it, another CTD? Fucking Null Pointers. Great, I guess it's time to boot the backups.
  2. aldeayeah's Avatar
    it's FORTRAN (typo)

    PS: my bet is on the COBOL, that shit is evil by nature
  3. ZidanReign's Avatar
    Data Bugs and Zombie Players combined?
  4. Nihilm's Avatar
    What part of HTML was actually used inside a MMO
  5. Vigilantia's Avatar
    Maybe he meant .xml? Makes more sense than HTML.

    Quote Originally Posted by aldeayeah
    it's FORTRAN (typo)

    PS: my bet is on the COBOL, that shit is evil by nature
    Actually, I've heard COBOL is really efficient for massive systems that process a lot of data. Outdated, but still useful.
    Updated October 23rd, 2014 at 11:27 PM by Vigilantia
  6. aldeayeah's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigilantia
    really efficient for massive systems that process a lot of data
    because of my background, that sentence automatically parses to "soul-crushingly evil"