...is the title 3 Maccabees should have.
500 drunk elephants VS Kelnish. Who's more drunk.
Oh what do you do with a drunken penguin what do you do wirh a dur kk en pe guj
Physically speaking, it can't take that many elephants to down more alcohol than the entire volume of a penguin's body.
ah, but then you have to remember that we're talking collectively => it is significantly easier to get one penguin very drunk compared to 500 elephants tipsy => odds are the single penguin is probably more likely to be drunk versus 500 elephants => vis-a-vis checkmate, atheists.
vis-a-vis I think that phrase means exactly what you think it means, but you're using it incorrectly to be silly.