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I played nine hours of dark souls 3 and got to try summer lesson (read: waifu simulator) at a game show.

I have the whole route to the frozen dancer burned into my mind, I think I defeated her 3 times out of the hundred attempts at it. I also somehow made 3 new friends from that booth

Also waifu simulator is overrated. You play as a smurf quadriplegic with shoulder dystrophy while a blond anime girl waltzes around you teasing your physiologically dissonant dong while the badly textured sunflowers glare at you from the horizon in full 3d.


On another note i have never done so many illegal things on one day. Im on a roll

Updated November 15th, 2015 at 08:35 AM by Apple

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  1. SeiKeo's Avatar
    next you'll be chewing gum