Well that was a shit ride home...
by, November 11th, 2016 at 07:21 AM (833 Views)
Get on train. It is super packed, no room for Brownian motion. Suddenly my body is like.
"Hey. Hey. You must shit. Right now."
My body was saying lets go but my heart was saying no.
So I was stuck on this cram packed shakey train ride, clenching my buttcheeks the hardest I could. I swear I was clenching them so hard I could crush Herakles' penis. Clenching them so hard that they were equivalent to an A rank Noble Phantasm. It was the final bulwark against the biblical flood.
But I persevered. Made it past the crowd, up the stairs, past the ticket gate and managed to fumble some small change onto the toilet woman before relieving myself in a dirty ass station toilet with no toilet paper. And I was forced to endure the humiliation of washing my ass with a hose.
On a side note I bought another bunny.