Polly

please don't cut

A true statement.
As well as a worrying one. Polly don't do anything you'll regret.

Polly, no! ;_;

*hugs*

*also takes away all razorblades and knives*

Not like this.

We're all here if you need anything. Or if you just want to talk/need to vent/etc.
(Not to speak for people who don't want me to. Sorry.)

Razorblades are not more efficient at cutting vegetables.

Unless you're going to get all up in my business about semantics and cutting vs chopping.