What if you were allergic....
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, February 7th, 2018 at 11:37 AM (2885 Views)
.... to your own poop? Everytime you shat, your sphincter would erupt into hives and is best by an unquenchable itch.Then you try to scratch that itch while wiping vigorously but all you end up accomplishing is splattering your ass juice around some more and spreading the itch.
Do antihistamine soaked wipes exist for such peoples in such predicaments?