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So instead of reading the book my school told me to start reading a week ago, which I should really get to, considering past bimester I didn't even read the book that was assigned and just improvised something(which got a high score, lolwut?), I am instead reading a book called "The Haunted Vagina".

....YEP
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  1. Lycodrake's Avatar
    Oh dear, Ruca...not sure if I want to know.
  2. Ace's Avatar
    Is that even legal?
  3. Ruca_Milda's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ace
    Is that even legal?
    IT'S TOTALLY SAFE FOR WORK OKAY not porn at all

    also, is it legal to have a Saver bodypillow inside your locker for emotional support, I wonder?

    cornered.mp3
  4. Alyeris's Avatar
    ... I'm curious as to why you even picked up this book.
  5. Satehi's Avatar
    ...Ruca no ecchi.
  6. Ace's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ruca_Milda
    IT'S TOTALLY SAFE FOR WORK OKAY not porn at all

    also, is it legal to have a Saver bodypillow inside your locker for emotional support, I wonder?

    cornered.mp3
    There is no rule that says I cannot hide a bodypillow inside my locker-!
  7. Ruca_Milda's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Alyeris
    ... I'm curious as to why you even picked up this book.
    IIRC a blogger I like was quoting and commenting on the book as he read it. Some of the lines were just so amazing, I picked it up. I think the line that made me go "IS THIS FOR REAL, I MUST READ IT TO VERIFY" was "When she was six years old, for a few months, she had an imaginary friend who used to come out of her vagina to play with her." which made me go wtf.

    Hell, the blogger's summary for the book was "this guy got trapped in his girl’s vagina by her psycho ex-imaginary friend and turned into a CGI character because he was in there too long. i wish i was kidding"

    Quote Originally Posted by Aces
    There is no rule that says I cannot hide a bodypillow inside my locker-!
    Good luck explaining your Saver bodypillow to your principal!
    Updated May 20th, 2012 at 11:57 PM by Ruca_Milda
  8. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    At least it's not Twilight.