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It seems that Ole' Hazama has to finally buckle his belt on tight decide to stop messing around like an idiot. It's time for what I like to cal' "DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM".

Today's Topic is:

"Why Every Character doesn't need to be Simon the fucking digger."

In Today's World, it seems that we are getting more and more used to the idea of having to become a badass in some way. Children, let me tell you something.

There are many different types of "Badasses" that are all unique in their own way. Which brings me to my point.

Not every character has to resemble in some semblance a Hot-Blooded Badass, which is the most used type.

But, most people can accept having a overabundance of that type. That's alright with me as well.

The thing that single-handedley ticks me off is how everyone wants their Hot-Blooded Badass to resemble one that already exists. I.E. Simon The Digger or Kamina.

That's where I wish to say to those people, "Really? Your just going to make him say to every obstacle that's going to come his way with him overcoming it like a Gary-Stu and saying "Who the hell do you think I am?!" or "This INSERT is the INSERT that will Pierce BLAH BLAH".

Three words: Go to Hell.

We don't need another iteration of "Gurren Lagann" or any other show involving said badass. We, or more specifically at the moment, I, want actual development in character to said archetype or at least make them "Badass Normal". There's no fun if your Badass is always going to win.

That just gets boring fast.

So please, if your going to have someone pierce something in the something, drill your own head open so all the stupid can leak out until it leaves a husk of what it used to be for a new you to be born.

If not, just do what your going to keep doing. Here, *shows the audience a cock* you probably recognize this.

This, is the Cock of Complacency. Let it do what it always does.

Fuck you.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

This is your Host, Hazama. Signing off.

Bang.