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I would like to register a complaint.

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Frantic Author
, May 27th, 2012 at 11:01 PM (6074 Views)
Due to the complaining nature of the complainees I would like to complain about how they are doing it wrong. The complainatory complainers have complained falsely and are complaining about complaining while they complain for the sake of complaining. This complainatrocity is a complainacaust of the highest complainaportions and I will not complain about having to stand for it. If the complaining is not ceased within the next four complaints, I will complain about having to complain in order to stop the complaining.

However, I understand the complaints of the complainees. The complainees complaineriffic complaining is a natural complainaction to a reaction because of their complaintastic complaindencies. Perhaps if the massive complainistic tendencies stopped, the complainees would stop complaining. I propose that the complainees join the "CCC" (Complaining Club for Complainers) in order to learn the true art of complaining.

I am very disacomplainted in you.
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  1. Petrikow's Avatar
    What does disacomplainted even mean? Like, I am now okay with you coming up with a word, but at least define it in the process.
  2. Frantic Author's Avatar
    Disacomplainted (dis-uh-cum-plain-ted)
    Verb

    1. The act of feeling disappointed in another's complaining abilities. Frantic was disacomplainted by Petrikow's inability to adequately express why s/he needed a definition for this word.
  3. ImperialOrder's Avatar
    Too much complaining in one blog
  4. Frantic Author's Avatar
    LET'S COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!
  5. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    You want to complain? Look at these shoes, I've only had them for three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
  6. ZidanReign's Avatar
    I did a intelligent article.

    I don't know what to call this.

    But I believe the word starts with a T or a B.

    Trying to decide which word it is currently.
  7. Crying_Vegeta's Avatar
    Now see here! I would like to formally register a formal complaint about this complaint which I strongly believe to be in response my earlier complaint about Mike not complaining on my behalf. At this point, I have gone out of my way to make a new avatar which I feel should endear me to Mike, causing him to be more likely to complain on my behalf in the future. Thank you for taking the time to hear me out.