King of Blogs

Some people recommend counting sheep, but as a tip from a pro: hit yourself with a hammer until you pass out.

Masturbate.

I'd recommend laying down (on your back or side is usually recommended) on something soft that can both hold and contain your body. Then you should close your eyes.

Now is the hard part. You'll need to either reduce or suspend your consciousness. This includes stopping activity of your body (well, voluntary activity, involuntary stuff such as breathing and other vital organ activity should continue at a reduced state), not reacting to most outside stimuli and possibly having weird brain activity activated by your subconscious.

Mastu-

Damn. Beaten to the punch.

Originally Posted by Heroslayer

I'd recommend laying down (on your back or side is usually recommended) on something soft that can both hold and contain your body. Then you should close your eyes.

Yeah, don't lay on a cooler. That tends not to work pretty good.

Originally Posted by Dark Pulse

Yeah, don't lay on a cooler. That tends not to work pretty good.

Tried it.

Oh god why do you people give me bad ideas