Scavenged from the Wonderland of Rebirth: Artificial Memorial of Perfection

WHATISTHISIDONTEVEN
NO
NONONONONONONO
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
DAMNIT
*sobs*
*several days later*
... So as you can see, I am stupidly dedicated to utterly humiliating this damned game.
Emphasis on stupid.
*facepalms in self-disgust*
Current status: starting Cheagle Woods
Mood: Still in shock that I'm doing this
Highlight of the update:
Six-and-a-half-minute fight against a wild boar. Somehow I don't die, and end up with 44 more ...

There are good ideas, and bad ideas.
A very nice (and self-explanatory) example of a bad idea is a site-wide prank that somehow deletes thread subscriptions.

Warning: Long. Also, kinda spoilery. And kinda trampling on morals. And not for the weak soul who pines for happy endings.
Remember what I said about Doppels being the personification of a person's sins, fears, and doubts in Melissa's entry? Cuz that's important here.
There once lived a powerful mage by the name of Jane Haart. Granted the power of Purity, she learned from a mad seer that 'Purity is the curse that shall bring low all of creation'.
Jane didn't particularly mind that. ...

And to continue my spree:
Melissa Malakai: as stated many times before, the personification of the sins, fears, and doubts of a 'pure' maiden, who I will now name as the mostly-OC Eri Kunikai.
Now, such personifications - hereafter referred to as Doppels - tend to have appearances and abilities similar to those they are made from (with one or two exceptions). They tend to be rather delusional and insane when created (once again, with one or two exceptions). They are also able to die ...

Some people have questioned whether on who Shinryu is or why I have some people named Melissa, Roe, etc. 'co-commenting'.
Let it be said here that these (currently) three people are Original Characters from my internal tumult I call a story canon, who are mainly based on bits and pieces of my personality and, sometimes, the personalities/ideas/bduh of others, and somehow given backstories.

Shinryu: the Divine Dragon himself, based off of the Final Fantasy series, Duodecim in particular, ...