Scavenged from the Wonderland of Rebirth: Artificial Memorial of Perfection

I! Have come back! TO! LIFE!
Shinryu: (grouchy) No you haven’t. Shut up.
Haha! But now that I am talking, you have not the force of will to ignore me! (Plus, I bound you beforehand, so you can’t do a thing!)
Shinryu: (stymied) I – I – I hate you; you know that, right?
Yeah. Now, if you would excuse me, I’ve a profile and thread list to go through. Galeforce!
Shinryu: (muttering) It’s finally happened. The excessive exposure to FE:A has corrupted him. At least it affected ...

So!
As my last blog entry has brought forth, I can be a disgruntled ass. I can also make myself look and act like a disgruntled ass.
While that has some catharsis, I really should know better to do stuff like that in public sites.
Instead, I should channel my rage and despair into constructive things. Like, not being a procrastinating ass. Or thinking up backstories, each more mind-breakingly tragic than the last, to the point where my own ability to accept bullcrap says bullcrap. ...

Normally, I'm not awake at 3:45 AM (aside from... other activities). Normally, I'm in bed. Normally, I'm dealing with the building-up panic of unfinished work.
But right now, I need to vent. Bady.
So let's go through this in order, mkay?

1. I have to write up the final draft of a comparison/contrast essay. Pro: The rought draft looks good that I can use it for a solid base. Con: HATE ESSAYS. HATE WITH A PASSION. Oh, and it's due tomorrow.
2. I have to write up about fifteen

...

INverse:
Iris Sepperin was a brilliant, if terrible, girl, who had risen to power and fallen gracelessly at the ripe age of (somewhere between fourteen and twenty).
Having been born as the reincarnation of the legendary mage Rosenkreuz, she had at her disposal the knowledge of such a powerful and selfless individual. What she did NOT inherit was his selfless and kind attitude.
Having grown with such great knowledge, Iris saw the world as her plaything, her toy, her belonging. Growing ...

Roe's entry mentions Hatsuki Towada in a rather unfavorable light. Let us elaborate on her and her situation.

REverse: beginning to end
Hatsuki Towada was your average little girl, innocent and uninvolved in any damning act. Why, had Roe never noticed the Kunikai bloodline, she would've lived an average life and died an average death, unusual events surrounding her lifetime not withstanding.
Of course, that wouldn't have made for an exciting story behind Hatsuki.
One ...