That Turtle Pond

i promised leo, and i shall deliver

This is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to a Beast's Lair member, dead or alive, banned or unbanned, inactive or active is completely coincidental.
Everyone in this work is 18+ with the exception of one person.
Based on a true story.

Beast’s Lair High School was a fairly unruly liberal arts academic institution. In the General Discussion room, one could pour over arcane texts and argue as much as they liked, ...