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  1. Aw snap!


    Gone are the days where a scant thousand views and hundred stars are good enough! Time to AIM FOR THE STARS!
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  2. Muh Mech-fu


    A 35 tonner Jenner IIC-3. It's XL295 rated engine allows it a top speed 146.8kph with speed tweak.

    Armed with a quartet of small pulse lasers for precision rectal exams and a pair of SRM6 launchers with 300 rounds of suppository action.

    Clench your buttcheeks.
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  3. My Timberwolf can't possibly be this cute!

    After much playing and stompy stomps with laser pew pews I am finally the proud owner of three Timberwolves. I need three cause F2P grindy grinds is a bitch and you need three of a thing to make it go a little faster and run a little hotter and generally make that one model more badass. Which I am fine with as far as the Timberwolf is concerned since you can configure it in a billion ways and swap out omnipods and all that jazz.

    But like srsly so kawaii desu yes.

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  4. A Toilet Haiku

    Taking shits at work,
    The warmth of another man,
    Seeps through my buttcheeks.
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  5. So good


    ... and they barely lasted 20 minutes.

    These and a glass of wine cost me two weeks worth of lunch.

    I'd do it again though.
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