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I like flowers, rom-coms, and tits. What does that say about me?

I have a passion for baking, sewing, and females; 'tis the mysterious power of us hybrids. No need to worry.

I also bake biscuits, and people say I do it really well.

Does it mean I might have some gay too?

I need to consult an expert on this. I know just the guy.

Hehehe... ^_^

Originally Posted by Bitersweet

I've always been more partial to Philoshemp.

Well, you already graduated Moe 101 :3

I've always been more partial to Philoshemp.

Become Mexican.

Originally Posted by Enhance

Why would you want that?

Because if DG is capable of this, anytime someone tells DG to "Go fuck yourself," DG's gonna have a good time.

Why would you want that?

wat

Everything is shit.

What if it's piss

So its all about balance. I drink half that stuff that makes me shit perpetually and eat like 23 slices of cheese. Hopefully it'll meet me in the middle and I'll shit like a normal person.

Originally Posted by Depletion_Garden

So ODing on cheese will help me shit how?

It won't. It helps you NOT shit.

To shit, you need more fiber. Lots more fiber. Drink your Metamucil.

Next medicine will make you perpetually suck shit back in.

Fibers yo

So ODing on cheese will help me shit how?

I eat cheese like I breathe air and I don't have the problem.

Don't eat 46 slices of cheese and you won't have a problem.