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  1. Hey fellas-

    To impress a chick,
    Do the helicopter dick.
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  2. FML


    Why....

    Everybody should just suck a dick and die.
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  3. My place ain't got water dawg!

    So like. No water. I was wondering? Like is there any way to piss without flushing that also won't get me arrested? Or stinking the place up. While preserving my human dignity. Without the use of a vehicle.
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  4. I suddenly lost my gay powers-

    I tried to brew tea and biscuits and ended up with wine and chicken nuggets. Not quite sure how that level of transmutation happened. Also I couldn't find any gay gold at the end of the rainbow. Looks like things have returned to normal. Now to fap to regular abusive rape porn of regular opposite sex instead of traps or some weird shit.
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  5. Apparently I'm pretty gay-

    Against my will, I'm suddenly at least 95% homo. I feel this is a misrepresentation of gays and for the sake of a more progressive community, I humbly request for my sexuality to be reverted to its former form. Seriously, I don't think gay people want me representing them. I'd advocate the search for gay pots of gold under rainbows. And using mystical gay powers to fix bad cosplayers. Cause we all know gay people have mystical fashion powers. And also unbeknownst to me, I've gained the power to ...

    Updated April 1st, 2014 at 12:23 AM by Depletion_Garden

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