Depletion_Garden

So like. No water. I was wondering? Like is there any way to piss without flushing that also won't get me arrested? Or stinking the place up. While preserving my human dignity. Without the use of a vehicle.

I tried to brew tea and biscuits and ended up with wine and chicken nuggets. Not quite sure how that level of transmutation happened. Also I couldn't find any gay gold at the end of the rainbow. Looks like things have returned to normal. Now to fap to regular abusive rape porn of regular opposite sex instead of traps or some weird shit.

Against my will, I'm suddenly at least 95% homo. I feel this is a misrepresentation of gays and for the sake of a more progressive community, I humbly request for my sexuality to be reverted to its former form. Seriously, I don't think gay people want me representing them. I'd advocate the search for gay pots of gold under rainbows. And using mystical gay powers to fix bad cosplayers. Cause we all know gay people have mystical fashion powers. And also unbeknownst to me, I've gained the power to ...

It is the art of Philosophing. In doing so, I might be a man. But I might also be a woman. If I philosoph Biology, I could even have ladyparts and manparts SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Philosophing is so great.

If it isn't figuratively shit, it's literally shit.

Choose wisely.