Depletion_Garden

Long has the genders battled over the state of the toilet seat. Up or down? And really it's such a insubstantial issue, but yet couples have probably broke up over it cause bloody first worlders have nothing else to get upset over.

But I have the solution. It is also more HYGIENIC.

Close the lid. And leave it at that.

First of all, when you flush - it kinda sends tiny particles of piss/shit water spraying everywhere. That is bloody disgusting and NOT CLEAN. ...

Did not know this was a cast off figure. Pretty loose too, like falling off once I removed the plastic covering. But I bought the damn thing and had it shipped to work and that's where I'm leaving the damn thing. Wedge her top best I can on and put it up on display anyway. Pray no accidents happen. But the fact accidents might happen turns me on. Fuck yeah.

Work's gotten exciting.

So I went ahead and got me one of these.

I am a man defined by my second hand purchases.

Shipping sure was expensive since it came with a heavy ass book.

.... to have such a huge shit of such girth that it stimulates your prostate on its way out and you jizz yourself while shitting?

My ears. They are cumming.