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That slut was asking for it so I jammed it in. And it came change.

Good shit.

To impress a chick,
Do the helicopter dick.

Why....

Everybody should just suck a dick and die.

So like. No water. I was wondering? Like is there any way to piss without flushing that also won't get me arrested? Or stinking the place up. While preserving my human dignity. Without the use of a vehicle.

I tried to brew tea and biscuits and ended up with wine and chicken nuggets. Not quite sure how that level of transmutation happened. Also I couldn't find any gay gold at the end of the rainbow. Looks like things have returned to normal. Now to fap to regular abusive rape porn of regular opposite sex instead of traps or some weird shit.