Depletion_Garden

Against my will, I'm suddenly at least 95% homo. I feel this is a misrepresentation of gays and for the sake of a more progressive community, I humbly request for my sexuality to be reverted to its former form. Seriously, I don't think gay people want me representing them. I'd advocate the search for gay pots of gold under rainbows. And using mystical gay powers to fix bad cosplayers. Cause we all know gay people have mystical fashion powers. And also unbeknownst to me, I've gained the power to ...

It is the art of Philosophing. In doing so, I might be a man. But I might also be a woman. If I philosoph Biology, I could even have ladyparts and manparts SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Philosophing is so great.

If it isn't figuratively shit, it's literally shit.

Choose wisely.

I think it is a pretty well established fact that I am perpetually constipated. If not, then well. I am perpetually constipated.

Then my mom was all like, drink this. It will help.

Now I'm perpetually shitting my guts out.

Some middle ground would be nice. Why is this world so full of extremists?

So I was in Melbourne for a week. Before I flew, my internet went down but I was all like, fuck it. It would come back to kick me in the arse and cement the fact I already knew that Malaysian ISPs are arseholes and need yelling at to do their jobs.

But yes I was in Melbourne. Where I went explicitly to drink beer and eat oysters. I did both.

I had these small Coffin Bay oysters. Small they may have been, but they were actually kinda chewy - I reckon the small size creating ...