....now its just non stop diarrhea in the morning.
....order spicy noodles for lunch. I never claimed to be the most intelligent member of our species.
... but not my own poop. That way I could just phase through myself and coax out this constipation. Also earwax. Imagine being able to just slap your earwax out through your head.
Updated September 19th, 2021 at 10:27 PM by Depletion_Garden
It was like diarrhea but there was a fair bit of blood when I wiped. Pretty gnarly looking. I stopped pooping blood the next morning though. I'm probably fine. My fate is in the Emperor's hands now.
What can actually cause them to happen in real life? Like your eyes just roll to the back of your head with your eyelids wide open. A stroke? Severe brain trauma?