Depletion_Garden

I don't know if anybody remembers the 90s Mentos Ads, but there's a full version of that song and I think it's basically the best song written ever.



Those ads basically had the equivalent of flipping someone off by waving a stick of mentos at them. Good times.

FRESH GOES BETTER! MENTOS FRESH AND FULL OF LIFE!!!!

I reckon it would play when I'm having the worst painful dump ever. Either halfway squeezing a log out or midway going through a diarrhea fountain, a spider comes outta nowhere and crawls up me leg. That's when the choir hits its peak.

My shits have been relatively normal this week.

....now its just non stop diarrhea in the morning.

....order spicy noodles for lunch. I never claimed to be the most intelligent member of our species.