Depletion_Garden

What can actually cause them to happen in real life? Like your eyes just roll to the back of your head with your eyelids wide open.

A stroke? Severe brain trauma?

It's just masturbating at home now.

Where's the thrill?

Don't know about you guys, but I'm too busy fapping, playing games, fapping, wasting time and fapping during the weekends to take a dump. But when Monday comes and I have to work, suddenly it all catches up with me.

And of course during work days I'm always finding excuses to not work, which puts me on a healthy poop schedule.

Getting on the final meme review is the greatest honour I've had.

I made it onto Meme Review. Never again will my actions carry such consequences. Never again will I serve as I served then. No duty will matter as much and no glory will taste as true. My life has peaked.