Depletion_Garden

... but not my own poop. That way I could just phase through myself and coax out this constipation.

Also earwax. Imagine being able to just slap your earwax out through your head.

It was like diarrhea but there was a fair bit of blood when I wiped. Pretty gnarly looking.

I stopped pooping blood the next morning though. I'm probably fine. My fate is in the Emperor's hands now.

What can actually cause them to happen in real life? Like your eyes just roll to the back of your head with your eyelids wide open.

A stroke? Severe brain trauma?

It's just masturbating at home now.

Where's the thrill?

Don't know about you guys, but I'm too busy fapping, playing games, fapping, wasting time and fapping during the weekends to take a dump. But when Monday comes and I have to work, suddenly it all catches up with me.

And of course during work days I'm always finding excuses to not work, which puts me on a healthy poop schedule.