Why did evolution think these were a good idea? They dangle around, can get twisted and hurt a lot to the tiniest of impacts. Why couldn't they have been encased in some armoured shell? Is our genetic legacy not worth that much? Nah gonna just dangle them out there for toilet snakes to take a bite at. Yeah I know its hanging out there because of temperature regulation or whatever, but why can't the bollocks and sperm have evolved to be more resilient to body temperatures? Nah, gotta ...
I don't know if anybody remembers the 90s Mentos Ads, but there's a full version of that song and I think it's basically the best song written ever. Those ads basically had the equivalent of flipping someone off by waving a stick of mentos at them. Good times. FRESH GOES BETTER! MENTOS FRESH AND FULL OF LIFE!!!!
I reckon it would play when I'm having the worst painful dump ever. Either halfway squeezing a log out or midway going through a diarrhea fountain, a spider comes outta nowhere and crawls up me leg. That's when the choir hits its peak.
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