My shits have been relatively normal this week.
....now its just non stop diarrhea in the morning.
....order spicy noodles for lunch. I never claimed to be the most intelligent member of our species.
... but not my own poop. That way I could just phase through myself and coax out this constipation. Also earwax. Imagine being able to just slap your earwax out through your head.
Updated September 19th, 2021 at 10:27 PM by Depletion_Garden
It was like diarrhea but there was a fair bit of blood when I wiped. Pretty gnarly looking. I stopped pooping blood the next morning though. I'm probably fine. My fate is in the Emperor's hands now.