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  1. I pooped blood

    It was like diarrhea but there was a fair bit of blood when I wiped. Pretty gnarly looking.

    I stopped pooping blood the next morning though. I'm probably fine. My fate is in the Emperor's hands now.
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  2. Ahegaos

    What can actually cause them to happen in real life? Like your eyes just roll to the back of your head with your eyelids wide open.

    A stroke? Severe brain trauma?
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  3. Masturbating at work....

    It's just masturbating at home now.

    Where's the thrill?
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  4. Monday shits are always the biggest....

    Don't know about you guys, but I'm too busy fapping, playing games, fapping, wasting time and fapping during the weekends to take a dump. But when Monday comes and I have to work, suddenly it all catches up with me.

    And of course during work days I'm always finding excuses to not work, which puts me on a healthy poop schedule.
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  5. The End of an Era

    Getting on the final meme review is the greatest honour I've had.

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