Depletion_Garden

My shits have been relatively normal this week.

....now its just non stop diarrhea in the morning.

....order spicy noodles for lunch. I never claimed to be the most intelligent member of our species.

... but not my own poop. That way I could just phase through myself and coax out this constipation.

Also earwax. Imagine being able to just slap your earwax out through your head.

It was like diarrhea but there was a fair bit of blood when I wiped. Pretty gnarly looking.

I stopped pooping blood the next morning though. I'm probably fine. My fate is in the Emperor's hands now.