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Well, time to undelete a post.

You can be black and racist. They are not mutually exclusive.

I'm black, racist ._.

Originally Posted by 「 」

Mommy and daddy are out of the picture. Next?

Does working a pecan orchid on a hot autumn day with niggers who also couldn't get a real job count?

yo kiss touch your mama with dos typing paws?

Mommy and daddy are out of the picture. Next?

Does working a pecan orchid on a hot autumn day with niggers who also couldn't get a real job count?

Why not try your mom?

I am sure your mom will beat your ass and tell you to get your shit together after hearing about all your trivial complaints.

That's what happened when I had the woe-is-me-ivory-tower-life-crisis.

It's nothing compared to the hardships of real life.

Have you tried doing hardcore landscaping under the scorching sun with Mexican migrant workers? You should try that shit sometime. It really puts life into perspective.

Originally Posted by Wendy's

You need someone to crack some whips and prepare you for the real world.

I whole-heartedly agree!
But who is it going to be? ._.

Instead of spending time whining and writing stuff here, you could be writing relevant stuff, improving your craft, and getting paid.

You are basically making excuses to procrastinate.

Even famous writers suffer a crushing number of rejections early in their careers. What the hell are you bitching about?

You need someone to crack some whips and prepare you for the real world.

Ah, than I agree wholeheartedly.

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that Liberal Arts professors tend to be very funny people, whether they use dry wit or simple references and quotations.

He actually has a rather dry sense of humor, but I suppose that's one of his charms. You are making that comparison to say that his website is comedy material? *shrugs* to each their own, personally, I find it to be quite fascinating. It takes a step away from the standard dogma and probes the matter- as one should do.

As far as I can tell, this is true of just about all Liberal Arts professors. Last term I had a medieval history professor who was absolutely hilarious, and from what I heard from outside the classroom, the professor for the political science class before that was hysterical.

1 and a half - 2 pages. With formatting, this was one and a half. Since I'm only writing articles out cuz it's required, I doubt I'll be getting a feature story anytime soon- which is just fine with me XD

Are there any requirements how long your articles should be on average?

Ginko. Do it anyways, how cool would it be to be known as the guy that got SPLIT IN HALF on the ground floor of an elevator shaft!

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-ki...ator-accident/

Don't do it, boss.

There is still a hole under ground floor for an elevator. And it could go up.

I was on the ground floor, no danger.

Yes. It's like, always rule number two after "do not put too much weight inside" of any elevator - "do not exit elevator manually" / "do not pry open the doors".

I know stories of elevators suddenly starting/falling and splitting people in half.

What was I supposed to do? Wait?