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  1. Have horrible stomach ache....

    ....order spicy noodles for lunch. I never claimed to be the most intelligent member of our species.
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  2. Sometimes I wish my hand could phase through stuff....

    ... but not my own poop. That way I could just phase through myself and coax out this constipation.

    Also earwax. Imagine being able to just slap your earwax out through your head.

    Updated September 19th, 2021 at 10:27 PM by Depletion_Garden

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  3. I pooped blood

    It was like diarrhea but there was a fair bit of blood when I wiped. Pretty gnarly looking.

    I stopped pooping blood the next morning though. I'm probably fine. My fate is in the Emperor's hands now.
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  4. Ahegaos

    What can actually cause them to happen in real life? Like your eyes just roll to the back of your head with your eyelids wide open.

    A stroke? Severe brain trauma?
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  5. Masturbating at work....

    It's just masturbating at home now.

    Where's the thrill?
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